This American Life

Each time I hear "This American Life" I wish I was interesting enough to be on it.  My sister and I had this discussion once, imagine what the writers could do with some of the events our lives like:

"Remember when we had a toilet in our front yard?"

"Or the vacation I ruined by not being allowed to bring that brown dress?" (really, and I don't remember the dress)

(or Martha's favorite): "The whole year you wore spandex."