"Hoss"

Stephen runs down the driveway at full-tilt. Nana says "Whoa Hoss! Slow down!" Stephen stops, turns around and says "I no hoss, I just Stephen."

Animal Names

Elephant = Eff-eff

Lion, Tiger, etc = Roar

Koala bear = Plalalala bear

Gorilla = Plalalala

Horse = Neigh

Alligator = Na

Pig = Wee-wee (now a pig)

Dolphin = Dolf-olf

Fish = Sif

Whale = Whale

Bear = Bear

Dog = Dog

Cat = Cat

Bat = Bat

Cow = Cow

Cute phrases

Phil takes out his computer and starts to work

"Daddy, why you type Nana Ric?"

"I'm not"

Long pause.

"Oh, why you type Aunt Martha?"