My Common Complaints

My most common complaints:

• I'm hungry.
• I'm tired.
• My back hurts.
• I'm uncomfortable.
• I have to potty.
• My stomach hurts (this is my actual stomach because I ate more than three bites).
• My tummy hurts (this is different from the stomach complaint).
• I had the weirdest dream last night (I don't know this is a complaint, but they are weird).